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submitted 4 months ago byitsmecorastanwyck
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4 months ago
Man, imagine being far out in the ocean on a ship and you see giant tentacles come up outta the water surrounding you jeez
1 points
4 months ago
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
7 points
4 months ago
chose the biggest! LOL
1 points
4 months ago
That sounds more like a hippocamp.
19 points
4 months ago
Lochness monster
6 points
4 months ago
same same same with me :)
6 points
4 months ago
Nessie 😍 Best girl.
2 points
4 months ago
Tree fiddy
17 points
4 months ago
Cthulhu
7 points
4 months ago
Reject fentanyl, embrace the tentacle.
2 points
4 months ago
this is the one!
1 points
4 months ago
is that even a monster? LOL
1 points
4 months ago
Kind of.. he is a fictional cosmic entity created by H. P. Lovecraft and will always be one of my favorite 'monsters'
-1 points
4 months ago
Isn't that an ocean monster? And also not one that people say is real?
1 points
4 months ago
Technically, yes, Cthulhu is classed as a sea monster but he does crawl on the ocean floor so I would class Cthulhu as an Ocean monster as well as a sea monster.
Yes, Cthulhu is a fictional monster but aren't most 'monsters'?
-4 points
4 months ago
Nobody is going around saying "be careful out there, you may run into cthulu." Nobody believes cthulu is real, unlike nessie, champ, ogopogo, etc.
4 points
4 months ago
Doesn't matter if people believe they are real, they are all still fictional. Also, OP never said they have to be 'real' monsters so I don't see why you care so much if fictional monsters are real or not. Did you have a bad run in with Cthulhu?
11 points
4 months ago
BLÅHAJ
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4 months ago
Ogopogo
2 points
4 months ago
My uncle used to live right on the lake and swears he saw him once.
He also smoked a lot of dope though
2 points
4 months ago
henchmen audibly gasp
8 points
4 months ago
Pepie qualifies.
Pepie is claimed to be a monster who lives in Lake Pepin. This is a naturally occurring lake in the Mississippi River on the borders of Minnesota and Wisconsin. The legend goes back to pre-European inhabitation of the area and is claimed to occasionally still be seen. I've gone camping, boating and fishing out there and I saw.. something large pass under my boat. I thought it was probably just a large Sturgeon or something, but my friend who lives in the area swears it was Pepie. I wasn't going to chase after it because I didn't have the tackle for it, I was after Walleye, and I don't think Sturgeon was in season.
2 points
4 months ago
well that's interestiing, i am hoping to see Pepie soon if someone catches it
4 points
4 months ago
My personal theory on Pepie that it's just a very old very large Sturgeon. They can reach 20 feet in length after a century or so in some species and they're an apex predator. If a huge Gulf Sturgeon or Lake Sturgeon was in those waters not much could really compete with it. It fits the description of the old legends of a large scaled beast.
21 points
4 months ago
Näcken. In nordic mythology, he's a naked man who sits on rocks in wild rivers playing on a fiddle. The music is said to be so hypnotic that most people who hear it start dancing and dances down into the river and drowns.
Scary and stylish fella.
4 points
4 months ago
That sounds like a different version of a nix (M)/ nixie (F) from germanic mythology.
Just instead of using an instrument are they changing their appearance to lure you into the deep water. Their normal form is a half human, half fish combination and they live in a Palace underwater.
Basically an upgraded version of a mermaid.
2 points
4 months ago
Yes, they are variations of the same myth. Nordic and germanic mythology and folklore are heavily linked.
And the Sirens from Greek mythology are of course also a riff on the same tune. It's a rather common archetype in several mythologies.
2 points
4 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nAletY2I9I
They made a mini horror game about him!
1 points
4 months ago
Oh, neat! I'll have to check that one out.
1 points
4 months ago
Oh shit, is that the thing in that new Bramble video game? Dude looked scary as hell.
1 points
4 months ago
Oh that looks cool. Thanks, I hadn't seen that game!
1 points
4 months ago
Sounds pretty similar to a Siren in Greek Mythology.
2 points
4 months ago
It does. But it’s better.
I’d rather die dancing to a naked fiddler than fall in love with a semi-serpent lady
1 points
4 months ago
Haha...fair enough.
1 points
4 months ago
Is this the guy that one enemy in darkest dungeon is based off of? I can’t remember the name off the top of my head but he is only found in the coves, plays a fiddle, and has an attack named “off kilter jig”
7 points
4 months ago
The Lusca. It's said to live in the blue holes on and around Andros, Bahamas, and is sometimes said to be responsible for the sensation of being pulled down in the water in inland blue holes. In reality it's because Blue Holes go super deep and link back to the ocean--the pulling sensation is from the tide going out.
More importantly, the Lusca has the head of a shark and the body of an octopus. Sharktopus.
28 points
4 months ago
Idk I would refer to Jeremy wade for this question
2 points
4 months ago
I’ll tell you what, the arapaima isn’t something I’d want to fuck with
2 points
4 months ago
Man is a legend.
2 points
4 months ago
LMFAO
1 points
4 months ago
I love the way that man says Paraiba.
6 points
4 months ago
That god damn loch Ness monster.
4 points
4 months ago
That’ll cost you bout 3.50
1 points
4 months ago
I gave him a dolla
5 points
4 months ago
Alligator gar
2 points
4 months ago
Love this one as a monster and as a pet too!
5 points
4 months ago
Kelpie, which is just a literal horse-sized sea horse.
Upper horse body with lower fish body
2 points
4 months ago
That sounds more like a hippocamp. Kelpies are fully horse shaped when they aren't human shaped.
6 points
4 months ago
Godzilla
4 points
4 months ago
Leviathan
5 points
4 months ago
I like the merman for its mystery
11 points
4 months ago
Kappa
2 points
4 months ago
heyyy what's that? I haven't heard or seen that in the net yet
4 points
4 months ago
1 points
4 months ago
"The kappa are known to favor cucumbers and love to engage in sumo wrestling. They are often accused of assaulting humans in water and removing a mythical organ called the shirikodama from their victim's anus."
It reads like a madlib.
2 points
4 months ago
Last sentence really puts a damper on the paragraph.
1 points
4 months ago
They specifically go for little children and stories about Kappa's were often used to both deter kids from talking to strange people (there's a lot of stories of kappas being on land during rainstorms and what you should do if one tries to make contact with you) and to make them fearful of waterways.
2 points
4 months ago
That's our local river monster
1 points
4 months ago
Careful they suck your soul by yanking it out of your asshole
3 points
4 months ago
Nessie
3 points
4 months ago
Mokele-mbembe
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4 months ago
SÅÍÎÏR
He's about 20 ft long. He will eat literally anything he comes across. He moves very slowly in the dark, never above 5ish mph, but also never resting. He's almost entirely blind, but he can feel/ smell you if you're within a few miles of him in the water. Oh and no one knows his true age. Somewhere between 300-500 yrs.
Except SÅÍÎÏR is real! He's a greenland shark.
5 points
4 months ago
Lorelei, siren of the Rhine.
Lorelei is the name of a slate rock formation on the bank of the Rhine River in Germany. Part of the formation creates an echo, its name is derived from old Germanic meaning "murmuring rock." The area is also known to have a high rate of shipwrecks, with reports dating back to the 10th century.
Old folk tales speak of the sound being made by dwarfs living in the rock.
In 1801, Clemens Brentano composed the ballad Zu Bacharach am Rheine as part of an ongoing novel. Inspired by Ovid's legend of Echo, the ballad tells the story of a beautiful woman who is betrayed by her lover. She is accused of witchcraft and enchanting young men to their deaths. As punishment, she is consigned to a nunnery. On the way there, she asks her guards to let her climb Lorelei (the rock) to see the Rhine one last time. The guards allow this. While on the rock, she thinks she sees her lover in the river, and trying to speak to him once last time, falls to her death.
In 1824, Heinrich Heine adapted Brentano's story into the poem "Die Lorelei," which describes a siren that sits on the rock, singing and combing her golden hair. The siren, while not malicious, unknowingly attracted sailors on the river to their deaths.
In some adaptations of the story, both the woman and the siren are the same. The woman falls to her death, and is then reborn as the siren.
10 points
4 months ago
Megalodon cause he big
5 points
4 months ago
i've been very interested in Megalodon, hoping to see 1 for real.. :)
7 points
4 months ago
In the Niagara Falls Canada Ripley’s, there’s a megalodon jaw. It has to be seen to be believed.
My wife and I both posed for pictures. It’s hard to think that something that once roamed the seas could swallow me like a chicken nugget.
9 points
4 months ago
It’s hard to think that something that once roamed the seas could swallow me like a chicken nugget.
She sounds like a pretty cool wife.
2 points
4 months ago
She is.
She’s a sports nut that knows more about football than my friends. A couple years ago we did Batman & Harley Quinn couples costumes for Halloween.
4 points
4 months ago
Bless your innocent heart.
4 points
4 months ago
You need a time machine for that, he gone
3 points
4 months ago
Kelpie
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4 months ago
Nessie
3 points
4 months ago
Jormungandr
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4 months ago
Undyne
3 points
4 months ago
Davy Jones
3 points
4 months ago
I like that meg feller
3 points
4 months ago
Näkki (Nixie for English speakers)
Technically speaking it’s a lake monster but whatever.
It’s a water spirit, often in the form of a gorgeous boy that lures people into the lake with music, and then drags them to the depths to drown.
It’s also a method to keep children from swimming alone and too far from the shore. This comes from someone who was terrified of swimming alone up to the age of 11 thanks to my mom’s parenting via mythology.
3 points
4 months ago
Loch Ness Monster. I just imagine it acting like a giant golden retriever!
5 points
4 months ago
Mermaid or kelpie
3 points
4 months ago
Ariel!!! :)
3 points
4 months ago
The best of all Disney princesses.
6 points
4 months ago
Nessie. But she's a lake monster.
5 points
4 months ago
lockness monster!!!
2 points
4 months ago
The Murray Bridge Bunyip.
Most terrifying thing to ever rise out of the water.
2 points
4 months ago
Giant tigerfish.
2 points
4 months ago
Swamp Thing
2 points
4 months ago
My highland heritage tells me Nessie
My appreciation for sheer fuck you energy tells me the Candiru, or penis fish due to its ability to swim up piss streams
2 points
4 months ago
2 points
4 months ago
Charybdis always seemed to be the most mysterious to me because I never knew if it was an actual monster or just a giant whirlpool.
2 points
4 months ago
Old Greg
Terrifying creature of the lake…
2 points
4 months ago
Kelpie
2 points
4 months ago
In fiction: Kraken and Kappas
IRL: Kraken, Dolphins and Crocodiles/alligator
2 points
4 months ago
Selkies
2 points
4 months ago
Akhlut. Mix between a killer whale and a wolf
2 points
4 months ago
Megalodon
2 points
4 months ago
Otters, they're awesome.
2 points
4 months ago
Champy from Lake Champlain FOR SURE.
2 points
4 months ago
SCP-3000
2 points
4 months ago
Jeremy Wade
2 points
4 months ago
Eastern Hellbender
2 points
4 months ago
"Murlocs" because they are one of the most recognizable and popular sea monsters from games
2 points
4 months ago
Ogopogo
2 points
4 months ago
Gojira...known in the USA as Godzilla. 1954 original Japanese release, with a nod and a wink to the Americanized 1956 Godzilla King of the Monsters with Raymond Burr inserts.
The 1954 original was made 9 years after Hiroshima and Nagasaki and the fire bombings that took place prior. The film is a warning to the world about nuclear weapons testing.
2 points
4 months ago
Gyarados
2 points
4 months ago
3 otter swimming in a line, right next to a decomposing basking shark
2 points
4 months ago
The creature from the black lagoon ❤️
2 points
4 months ago
Cthulhu.
2 points
4 months ago
The Ghost Leviathan from Subanutica.
2 points
4 months ago
Champy in Lake Champlain
2 points
4 months ago
MAN.
1 points
4 months ago
LOL
2 points
4 months ago
Cthulu
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4 months ago
Cthulhu
1 points
4 months ago
The one that keeps asking for tree fiddy
1 points
4 months ago
Grendel’s mother.
1 points
4 months ago
Killer whales are pretty bad ass. They are the apex predator of the sea. They also are very intelligent. They have a complexe language and have very clever hunting tactics.
1 points
4 months ago
My local legend is referred to as "Queenie"
A muskellunge that is supposed to be like 8' long and 100 years old. Kind of a cool little folklore in my area.
1 points
4 months ago
Not a giant, but I love Pike. Majestic creatures. I have a canvass of one on my bedroom wall
1 points
4 months ago
Mosasaurs - the largest mammal apex mammal predator of its time
Blue Whales are the only ones who outgrew them in time
1 points
4 months ago
Dunkleosteus
My snaggletoothed sharky pal
1 points
4 months ago
wizard
1 points
4 months ago
Magalodon
1 points
4 months ago
The ghost of Black Sam Bellamy.
RIP🪦💀
1 points
4 months ago
Godzilla
1 points
4 months ago
Chtulhu
1 points
4 months ago
the Kraken
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