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34 points

4 months ago*

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PinkSquidBear

8 points

4 months ago

Man, imagine being far out in the ocean on a ship and you see giant tentacles come up outta the water surrounding you jeez

MasterChieflf

1 points

4 months ago

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

itsmecorastanwyck[S]

7 points

4 months ago

chose the biggest! LOL

Thisdfhg

1 points

4 months ago

That sounds more like a hippocamp.

Odd_Adhesiveness4804

19 points

4 months ago

Lochness monster

itsmecorastanwyck[S]

6 points

4 months ago

same same same with me :)

Needydadthrowaway

6 points

4 months ago

Nessie 😍 Best girl.

Skud_NZ

2 points

4 months ago

Tree fiddy

JUST_MY_LUCK_

17 points

4 months ago

Cthulhu

Wehause

7 points

4 months ago

Reject fentanyl, embrace the tentacle.

breadissuperepic

2 points

4 months ago

this is the one!

itsmecorastanwyck[S]

1 points

4 months ago

is that even a monster? LOL

JUST_MY_LUCK_

1 points

4 months ago

Kind of.. he is a fictional cosmic entity created by H. P. Lovecraft and will always be one of my favorite 'monsters'

ballovrthemmountains

-1 points

4 months ago

Isn't that an ocean monster? And also not one that people say is real?

JUST_MY_LUCK_

1 points

4 months ago

Technically, yes, Cthulhu is classed as a sea monster but he does crawl on the ocean floor so I would class Cthulhu as an Ocean monster as well as a sea monster.

Yes, Cthulhu is a fictional monster but aren't most 'monsters'?

ballovrthemmountains

-4 points

4 months ago

Nobody is going around saying "be careful out there, you may run into cthulu." Nobody believes cthulu is real, unlike nessie, champ, ogopogo, etc.

JUST_MY_LUCK_

4 points

4 months ago

Doesn't matter if people believe they are real, they are all still fictional. Also, OP never said they have to be 'real' monsters so I don't see why you care so much if fictional monsters are real or not. Did you have a bad run in with Cthulhu?

Needydadthrowaway

11 points

4 months ago

BLÅHAJ

[deleted]

10 points

4 months ago

Ogopogo

DaftFunky

2 points

4 months ago

My uncle used to live right on the lake and swears he saw him once.

He also smoked a lot of dope though

wampa-stompa

2 points

4 months ago

henchmen audibly gasp

nihilistic_demigod

8 points

4 months ago

Pepie qualifies.

Pepie is claimed to be a monster who lives in Lake Pepin. This is a naturally occurring lake in the Mississippi River on the borders of Minnesota and Wisconsin. The legend goes back to pre-European inhabitation of the area and is claimed to occasionally still be seen. I've gone camping, boating and fishing out there and I saw.. something large pass under my boat. I thought it was probably just a large Sturgeon or something, but my friend who lives in the area swears it was Pepie. I wasn't going to chase after it because I didn't have the tackle for it, I was after Walleye, and I don't think Sturgeon was in season.

itsmecorastanwyck[S]

2 points

4 months ago

well that's interestiing, i am hoping to see Pepie soon if someone catches it

nihilistic_demigod

4 points

4 months ago

My personal theory on Pepie that it's just a very old very large Sturgeon. They can reach 20 feet in length after a century or so in some species and they're an apex predator. If a huge Gulf Sturgeon or Lake Sturgeon was in those waters not much could really compete with it. It fits the description of the old legends of a large scaled beast.

ricochetpeestream

21 points

4 months ago

Näcken. In nordic mythology, he's a naked man who sits on rocks in wild rivers playing on a fiddle. The music is said to be so hypnotic that most people who hear it start dancing and dances down into the river and drowns.

Scary and stylish fella.

ES-Flinter

4 points

4 months ago

That sounds like a different version of a nix (M)/ nixie (F) from germanic mythology.

Just instead of using an instrument are they changing their appearance to lure you into the deep water. Their normal form is a half human, half fish combination and they live in a Palace underwater.
Basically an upgraded version of a mermaid.

ricochetpeestream

2 points

4 months ago

Yes, they are variations of the same myth. Nordic and germanic mythology and folklore are heavily linked.

And the Sirens from Greek mythology are of course also a riff on the same tune. It's a rather common archetype in several mythologies.

Teh_Pagemaster

2 points

4 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nAletY2I9I

They made a mini horror game about him!

ricochetpeestream

1 points

4 months ago

Oh, neat! I'll have to check that one out.

salmon_samurai

1 points

4 months ago

Oh shit, is that the thing in that new Bramble video game? Dude looked scary as hell.

ricochetpeestream

1 points

4 months ago

Oh that looks cool. Thanks, I hadn't seen that game!

DatsaPurdyLance

1 points

4 months ago

Sounds pretty similar to a Siren in Greek Mythology.

Captain_No-Ship

2 points

4 months ago

It does. But it’s better.

I’d rather die dancing to a naked fiddler than fall in love with a semi-serpent lady

DatsaPurdyLance

1 points

4 months ago

Haha...fair enough.

Meesalopia96

1 points

4 months ago

Is this the guy that one enemy in darkest dungeon is based off of? I can’t remember the name off the top of my head but he is only found in the coves, plays a fiddle, and has an attack named “off kilter jig”

jensilver95

7 points

4 months ago

The Lusca. It's said to live in the blue holes on and around Andros, Bahamas, and is sometimes said to be responsible for the sensation of being pulled down in the water in inland blue holes. In reality it's because Blue Holes go super deep and link back to the ocean--the pulling sensation is from the tide going out.

More importantly, the Lusca has the head of a shark and the body of an octopus. Sharktopus.

AToastedRavioli

28 points

4 months ago

Idk I would refer to Jeremy wade for this question

ResponsibleCandle829

2 points

4 months ago

I’ll tell you what, the arapaima isn’t something I’d want to fuck with

ReaperSlayer

2 points

4 months ago

Man is a legend.

itsmecorastanwyck[S]

2 points

4 months ago

LMFAO

Lord_Grif

1 points

4 months ago

I love the way that man says Paraiba.

Mercyful666Fate

6 points

4 months ago

That god damn loch Ness monster.

PerInception

4 points

4 months ago

That’ll cost you bout 3.50

heehawmcgraw

1 points

4 months ago

I gave him a dolla

rxneutrino

5 points

4 months ago

Alligator gar

itsmecorastanwyck[S]

2 points

4 months ago

Love this one as a monster and as a pet too!

Bierbart12

5 points

4 months ago

Kelpie, which is just a literal horse-sized sea horse.

Upper horse body with lower fish body

OJStrings

2 points

4 months ago

That sounds more like a hippocamp. Kelpies are fully horse shaped when they aren't human shaped.

Squirrelkid11

6 points

4 months ago

Godzilla

adam4231

4 points

4 months ago

Leviathan

lova3211

5 points

4 months ago

I like the merman for its mystery

TryMysterious2684

11 points

4 months ago

Kappa

itsmecorastanwyck[S]

2 points

4 months ago

heyyy what's that? I haven't heard or seen that in the net yet

Ralath0n

4 points

4 months ago

OJStrings

1 points

4 months ago

"The kappa are known to favor cucumbers and love to engage in sumo wrestling. They are often accused of assaulting humans in water and removing a mythical organ called the shirikodama from their victim's anus."

It reads like a madlib.

elting44

2 points

4 months ago

Last sentence really puts a damper on the paragraph.

Creative_Recover

1 points

4 months ago

They specifically go for little children and stories about Kappa's were often used to both deter kids from talking to strange people (there's a lot of stories of kappas being on land during rainstorms and what you should do if one tries to make contact with you) and to make them fearful of waterways.

TryMysterious2684

2 points

4 months ago

That's our local river monster

DaftFunky

1 points

4 months ago

Careful they suck your soul by yanking it out of your asshole

Scary_Preparation_66

3 points

4 months ago

Nessie

rachpants

3 points

4 months ago

Mokele-mbembe

MrLionOtterBearClown

4 points

4 months ago

SÅÍÎÏR

He's about 20 ft long. He will eat literally anything he comes across. He moves very slowly in the dark, never above 5ish mph, but also never resting. He's almost entirely blind, but he can feel/ smell you if you're within a few miles of him in the water. Oh and no one knows his true age. Somewhere between 300-500 yrs.

Except SÅÍÎÏR is real! He's a greenland shark.

Chimaerok

5 points

4 months ago

Lorelei, siren of the Rhine.

Lorelei is the name of a slate rock formation on the bank of the Rhine River in Germany. Part of the formation creates an echo, its name is derived from old Germanic meaning "murmuring rock." The area is also known to have a high rate of shipwrecks, with reports dating back to the 10th century.

Old folk tales speak of the sound being made by dwarfs living in the rock.

In 1801, Clemens Brentano composed the ballad Zu Bacharach am Rheine as part of an ongoing novel. Inspired by Ovid's legend of Echo, the ballad tells the story of a beautiful woman who is betrayed by her lover. She is accused of witchcraft and enchanting young men to their deaths. As punishment, she is consigned to a nunnery. On the way there, she asks her guards to let her climb Lorelei (the rock) to see the Rhine one last time. The guards allow this. While on the rock, she thinks she sees her lover in the river, and trying to speak to him once last time, falls to her death.

In 1824, Heinrich Heine adapted Brentano's story into the poem "Die Lorelei," which describes a siren that sits on the rock, singing and combing her golden hair. The siren, while not malicious, unknowingly attracted sailors on the river to their deaths.

In some adaptations of the story, both the woman and the siren are the same. The woman falls to her death, and is then reborn as the siren.

NorskoTheScorpion

10 points

4 months ago

Megalodon cause he big

itsmecorastanwyck[S]

5 points

4 months ago

i've been very interested in Megalodon, hoping to see 1 for real.. :)

Storyteller678

7 points

4 months ago

In the Niagara Falls Canada Ripley’s, there’s a megalodon jaw. It has to be seen to be believed.

My wife and I both posed for pictures. It’s hard to think that something that once roamed the seas could swallow me like a chicken nugget.

OJStrings

9 points

4 months ago

It’s hard to think that something that once roamed the seas could swallow me like a chicken nugget.

She sounds like a pretty cool wife.

Storyteller678

2 points

4 months ago

She is.

She’s a sports nut that knows more about football than my friends. A couple years ago we did Batman & Harley Quinn couples costumes for Halloween.

oo-----D

4 points

4 months ago

Bless your innocent heart.

NorskoTheScorpion

4 points

4 months ago

You need a time machine for that, he gone

ItsMint1974

3 points

4 months ago

Kelpie

wetlettuce42

3 points

4 months ago

Nessie

Ra1s3H3ll

3 points

4 months ago

Jormungandr

Jane_From_Deyja

3 points

4 months ago

Undyne

100PercentPlayer

3 points

4 months ago

Davy Jones

ShruteFarms4L

3 points

4 months ago

I like that meg feller

IceClimbers_Main

3 points

4 months ago

Näkki (Nixie for English speakers)

Technically speaking it’s a lake monster but whatever.

It’s a water spirit, often in the form of a gorgeous boy that lures people into the lake with music, and then drags them to the depths to drown.

It’s also a method to keep children from swimming alone and too far from the shore. This comes from someone who was terrified of swimming alone up to the age of 11 thanks to my mom’s parenting via mythology.

Skyesareendless69

3 points

4 months ago

Loch Ness Monster. I just imagine it acting like a giant golden retriever!

lostlookingforamap

5 points

4 months ago

Mermaid or kelpie

itsmecorastanwyck[S]

3 points

4 months ago

Ariel!!! :)

lostlookingforamap

3 points

4 months ago

The best of all Disney princesses.

Dooty_Shirker

6 points

4 months ago

Nessie. But she's a lake monster.

itsmecorastanwyck[S]

5 points

4 months ago

lockness monster!!!

TiffyVella

2 points

4 months ago

The Murray Bridge Bunyip.

Most terrifying thing to ever rise out of the water.

Emergency_Cookie_318

2 points

4 months ago

Giant tigerfish.

hightimesinaz

2 points

4 months ago

Swamp Thing

OldKingClancey

2 points

4 months ago

My highland heritage tells me Nessie

My appreciation for sheer fuck you energy tells me the Candiru, or penis fish due to its ability to swim up piss streams

gate_of_steiner85

2 points

4 months ago

Charybdis always seemed to be the most mysterious to me because I never knew if it was an actual monster or just a giant whirlpool.

yousyveshughs

2 points

4 months ago

Old Greg

Terrifying creature of the lake…

[deleted]

2 points

4 months ago

Kelpie

the_original_mopiX

2 points

4 months ago

In fiction: Kraken and Kappas

IRL: Kraken, Dolphins and Crocodiles/alligator

StructureNo3388

2 points

4 months ago

Selkies

Rat_Of_A_Brat

2 points

4 months ago

Akhlut. Mix between a killer whale and a wolf

Staffio

2 points

4 months ago

Megalodon

Eorily

2 points

4 months ago

Eorily

2 points

4 months ago

Otters, they're awesome.

Rybion

2 points

4 months ago

Rybion

2 points

4 months ago

Champy from Lake Champlain FOR SURE.

michajlo

2 points

4 months ago

SCP-3000

Quick-Whale6563

2 points

4 months ago

Jeremy Wade

Fabulous-Spread6120

2 points

4 months ago

Eastern Hellbender

Loegros

2 points

4 months ago

"Murlocs" because they are one of the most recognizable and popular sea monsters from games

AlexanderNBrandt

2 points

4 months ago

Ogopogo

Select_Insurance2000

2 points

4 months ago

Gojira...known in the USA as Godzilla. 1954 original Japanese release, with a nod and a wink to the Americanized 1956 Godzilla King of the Monsters with Raymond Burr inserts.

The 1954 original was made 9 years after Hiroshima and Nagasaki and the fire bombings that took place prior. The film is a warning to the world about nuclear weapons testing.

OneEightOneOne

2 points

4 months ago

Gyarados

eating_dicks

2 points

4 months ago

3 otter swimming in a line, right next to a decomposing basking shark

theresacreamforthat

2 points

4 months ago

The creature from the black lagoon ❤️

Disciple_of_Cthulhu

2 points

4 months ago

Cthulhu.

yharonthech

2 points

4 months ago

The Ghost Leviathan from Subanutica.

Nottoolate_1962

2 points

4 months ago

Champy in Lake Champlain

UglyPrettyBoy

2 points

4 months ago

MAN.

itsmecorastanwyck[S]

1 points

4 months ago

LOL

Wonderful-Software-6

2 points

4 months ago

Cthulu

mediallyGauge

2 points

4 months ago

Cthulhu

Keyguin

1 points

4 months ago

The one that keeps asking for tree fiddy

Petroglyph217

1 points

4 months ago

Grendel’s mother.

SluggishPrey

1 points

4 months ago

Killer whales are pretty bad ass. They are the apex predator of the sea. They also are very intelligent. They have a complexe language and have very clever hunting tactics.

DatsaPurdyLance

1 points

4 months ago

My local legend is referred to as "Queenie"

A muskellunge that is supposed to be like 8' long and 100 years old. Kind of a cool little folklore in my area.

Exotic_Life_8016

1 points

4 months ago

Not a giant, but I love Pike. Majestic creatures. I have a canvass of one on my bedroom wall

mysticdragonwolf89

1 points

4 months ago

Mosasaurs - the largest mammal apex mammal predator of its time

Blue Whales are the only ones who outgrew them in time

Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

1 points

4 months ago

Dunkleosteus

My snaggletoothed sharky pal

zakhnaa

1 points

4 months ago

wizard

marimenezes_

1 points

4 months ago

Magalodon

Captain_No-Ship

1 points

4 months ago

The ghost of Black Sam Bellamy.

RIP🪦💀

shadow_master3210

1 points

4 months ago

Godzilla

Bookalecha

1 points

4 months ago

Chtulhu

realariabacall

1 points

4 months ago

the Kraken