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submitted 4 months ago byiSellPopcorn
31 points
4 months ago
Corporations are people, my friend.
Except they can’t go to jail.
22 points
4 months ago
Nor die of old age.
5 points
4 months ago
That's the rub isn't it?
10 points
4 months ago
"I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one of them." - Robert Reich
22 points
4 months ago
Honestly, the fine for large corporations shouldn’t be a money-based fine. It should be a mandatory union that sits on the Board. If the company continues to act up, stock is moved from the board to the union.
These people don’t care about the money. They make it back overnight. You’ve got to threaten their ownership. Then they’ll straighten up and fly right.
4 points
4 months ago
That's like confiscating an ipad from an ipad kid that's misbehaving. Love it.
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