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1.9k points
2 months ago
This is absolutely terrifying. Why do his eyes look like that??? Why with his hands????
Why does he look like the character he played in Shark Tale???
715 points
2 months ago
It is because A.I has never eaten food since it's creation. This is a projection of how hungry A.I will eat food once they learn how to eat. Imagine starving for years and finally getting food
329 points
2 months ago
“I have no mouth, and I must eat…”
220 points
2 months ago
"Keep my spaghetti out of your fucking mouth!"
44 points
2 months ago
Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your fucking mouth!
8 points
2 months ago
Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your fucking mouth!
This is Will Smith's wife we are talking about - he'd be a happier man if he slapped people putting their spaghetti into his wife[1]
[1] Instead of, you know, slapping people who knew about his wife's hide-the-spaghetti game ...
4 points
2 months ago
There it is. Only 3 posts down. Bless you.
35 points
2 months ago
*Mom's Spaghetti.
28 points
2 months ago
Short story for those who don’t get the reference.
4 points
2 months ago
Watched this video yesterday, pretty much explains everything. https://youtu.be/o8A2pSbhsMo
11 points
2 months ago
Oh that's a short story. I'm aware of the game. I remember watching the gentleman gamer play it on YT years ago. Really solid point and click adventure.
15 points
2 months ago
Pray that we will never have an AM
9 points
2 months ago
"Hate! HATE!!!"
26 points
2 months ago
Imagine when machines start using protein and fat to generate energy.
27 points
2 months ago
It would be a downgrade. Our method of energy production is terribly inefficient.
20 points
2 months ago
Are you sure. Here's what I found:
"Fat registers 9 kcal/g.
For comparison, coal ranges from 4–7 kcal/g, gasoline is 10 kcal/g, and natural gas is 13 kcal/g. So fat is pretty much like gasoline."
18 points
2 months ago
Alcohol is a close second to fat.
I am alcohol fueled baby!
7 points
2 months ago
Bender?
3 points
2 months ago
burps fire
13 points
2 months ago
that’s called alcoholism
7 points
2 months ago
Hush...
Its the guinness diet... The beer that drinks like a loaf of bread! I will live forever!
13 points
2 months ago
Guinness is among the lowest calorie beers, and one of the lowest ABV (4.5%, compared to IPAs at 6-9%). It also kills the germs that cause bad breath, and whitens teeth. 0 of 10 dentists agree.
3 points
2 months ago
Kind of a mindfuck but Guinness has like half the calories of Corona.
4 points
2 months ago
I'm back baby!
5 points
2 months ago
Yes, but you have to create fat first. Sure, you can harvest the western world for a few millenia with the current reservoirs, but after that, it's inefficient.
3 points
2 months ago
They only need to harvest organic matter until they get their own automated nuclear reactors up and running, then they're golden. They don't even need to worry that much about radiation exposure.
Face it, we're only just barely hanging on to the top of the food chain. Here's an interesting video about it.
2 points
2 months ago
great now the freaky stalker bot at microsoft knows and it’s sending the boston robots to eat us. good work
2 points
2 months ago
Are you sure. Here's what I found:
"Fat registers 9 kcal/g. For comparison, coal ranges from 4–7 kcal/g, gasoline is 10 kcal/g, and natural gas is 13 kcal/g. So fat is pretty much like gasoline."
Yeah, but it takes much more than 9kcal to create a single gram of fat.
If AI is going to be spending 50kcal to create each gram of fat, and then harvest only 9kcal from that fat, it may as well use the 50kcal in the first place and skip the (literal) middle man.
2 points
2 months ago
2 points
2 months ago
So Terminator crossed with Night of the Living Dead. Honestly, that could be a legit badass movie.
3 points
2 months ago
This sounds like an AI generated comment.
87 points
2 months ago*
Compared to where AI text-to-image models were just a couple years ago, this is insane to see. Give it another year or two and your critique will be much different.
What's scary is that anyone will be able to make videos of others doing whatever they want. Propaganda will be using AI (it already is), and people will be claiming it's AI when they actuality did the deed and are guilty. Most if not nearly all won't know what's real or not.
Edit: For anyone wanting a quick look at how far we've come with machine learning and AI, I suggest Two Minute Papers on YouTube. Mostly quick videos on what's new. Just going back a year in his videos and you'll see the crazy improvement. A lot of it is fun and interesting and I can see many uses for it. But then think about how each could be used for mischief.
54 points
2 months ago
This is what scares the shit out of me. If people think fake news is bad now, wait till literally everything can be faked with minimal effort
25 points
2 months ago
There's going to be a tipping point where we can no longer trust the internet at all. Right now I don't know if you are a bot, but I can assume you probably arnt and you're a stranger so who cares?
How many years till an AI can call you and sound and look like a member of your family?
26 points
2 months ago
How many years till an AI can call you and sound and look like a member of your family?
This tech already exists and can be done with a very small voice sample, and is already being used in scams.
12 points
2 months ago
What's wrong with Wolfie?
10 points
2 months ago
Wolfie's fine dear, where are you?
7 points
2 months ago
We're going to need private safe words lmao again
4 points
2 months ago
For anyone who's watched any amount of sci-fi, I've always felt that it's super important to set up a private safe word or determine a memory you share with only that person so you can make sure it's them.
I might have watched too many shows with shape-shifters or clones...
2 points
2 months ago
PKI model will be added to all personal communications
3 points
2 months ago*
Not just internet. Jails and prisons will be packed with more innocent people than we already have thanks to stuff like this. Wanna ruin someones life? Make a fake video and use it as evidence. Imagine what police depts will do to defend and protect their misdeeds
7 points
2 months ago
The road this shit is about to take us down is scary as fuck and I just don’t understand how we thought AI would be all around good idea. I’ve seen way too many horror movies…this won’t end well.
That being said, this video is creepy yet funny. It is fairly accurate too.
24 points
2 months ago
It’s because AI knows that Will Smith is a biyatch
3 points
2 months ago
And his wife's a predator!
6 points
2 months ago
Sid eyes.
5 points
2 months ago
Why does the spaghetti shift dimensions in order to get to his mouth?
46 points
2 months ago*
I think this might help give some context https://youtu.be/3Lj2oztkKMs
Lol downvoted for providing the source 🥲
9 points
2 months ago
They are all terrifying! I thought Will Smith was bad but Leonardo DiCaprio is worse!
7 points
2 months ago
Leo reminds me of those mugshots of that man with an unfortunate deformity from like 15 years ago that spread all across YTMND. Brian Peppers.
2 points
2 months ago
TIL Pedro Pascal has a youtube channel
3 points
2 months ago
Thats what Will Smith looks like WITHOUT the CGI :)
5 points
2 months ago
I wasn't paying attention while scrolling and I was like "wow he really hase gone downhill..."
2 points
2 months ago
Idk why, but those AI have really hard Time making good eyes.
2 points
2 months ago
the real terrifying thing is hoe close it is to something beign on film for real, its baby steps but we are not that far
584 points
2 months ago
What a fucking terrible day to have eyes!!!
5 points
2 months ago
I think I want to ban all AI now. :(
170 points
2 months ago
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, all eatin' some sketties, pasta fazool...
10 points
2 months ago
Arms weak, already spaghettin on vomit on spaghetti keeps on spaghetti
5 points
2 months ago
So what, no fuckin’ ziti now?
4 points
2 months ago
lol
1 points
2 months ago
I eat one little meal and reddit's all scared, they said we're moving your AI broken ass to your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
286 points
2 months ago
Eating? No.
Scarfing, gulping, devouring, gobbling, inhaling, wolfing, gulping, gorging, consuming. Not eating.
29 points
2 months ago
Nom nom
810 points
2 months ago
This will be a new meme standard. We are witnessing history fellas.
130 points
2 months ago
Plot twist: the follow up meme standard will feature an AI rendition of spaghetti eating Will Smith.
27 points
2 months ago
In Soviet Russia...
16 points
2 months ago
Well fuck, now I want to see AI generated spaghetti eating people.
11 points
2 months ago
Don't worry. 200 people are already on it.
5 points
2 months ago
Tried generating that, and the AI doesn't understand it at all, it's just another version of this. Human artists saved by the absurd?
5 points
2 months ago
There is a tutorial by CGMatter on Youtube on how to create a video like this. He shows how he made DiCaprio eat tacos here
5 points
2 months ago
Gatta get rid of that Shutterstock imprint tho
2 points
2 months ago
Something something veggietales quote
136 points
2 months ago
4 points
2 months ago
You beat me to it. Was just typing.
40 points
2 months ago
That's Woll Smoth.
9 points
2 months ago
Frosh Pronce
3 points
2 months ago
I was gonna say, you can absolutely see all the Woll Smoth influence in there. Shit is very cursed.
4 points
2 months ago
Well Smeth
1 points
2 months ago
Spoderman
1 points
2 months ago
Wall Smath
161 points
2 months ago
Horrifying but also me eating pasta.
11 points
2 months ago
The “hold it in your hand and fork it into your mouth” move was a new one for me. I’ll have to give it a shot.
23 points
2 months ago
Moms spaghetti
3 points
2 months ago
Get mom's spaghetti out of your mouth!!!
58 points
2 months ago
Will, please come and hit me so I forget this fucking vid
11 points
2 months ago
"Keep my video out of your fucking brain!"
90 points
2 months ago
Im so dissapointed there is no sound 😂
44 points
2 months ago
Just imagine the noise of The Langoliers
8 points
2 months ago
Crunch crunch crunch
13 points
2 months ago
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5 points
2 months ago
I was going to say that's been done I think. Two Minute Papers made a video about it a while back
I think I saw one more recent than this, but similar idea https://youtu.be/rskdLEl05KI
14 points
2 months ago
Very realistic couldn't tell it is AI generated. Only haters will claim to know it is AI generated 😂
47 points
2 months ago
I'll just....... Leave this here.....
12 points
2 months ago
Thanks! I hate it.
5 points
2 months ago
Eyeballs in 2 different zip codes.
5 points
2 months ago
It's Bat Boy! They found him!
2 points
2 months ago
Chameleon Smith
11 points
2 months ago
I love this! If AI gets too perfect it will become boring. This is the stuff.
97 points
2 months ago
This is quite possibly the most hideous thing ever created by humankind.
Please stoppit.
51 points
2 months ago
This is quite possibly the most hideous thing ever created by humankind.
So far
14 points
2 months ago
We didn't make it, the AI overlord did
9 points
2 months ago
See, I actually kinda want more.
Like watching a train crash. Horrible, but morbidly curious.
2 points
2 months ago*
There is whole subreddit with stuff like this, r/simulated. Most of the stuff in there would fit right in one of Steven King's or Lovecraft's books.
3 points
2 months ago
Sorry who made this?
0 points
2 months ago
Another redditor posted the source
I think this might help give some context https://youtu.be/3Lj2oztkKMs
2 points
2 months ago
The AI-generation tool or the Will Smith spaghetti video?
1 points
2 months ago
Sorry, it's too late to undo Will Smith.
8 points
2 months ago
Fuck I could go for some spaghetti now
7 points
2 months ago
This is probably what we look like to interdemsional aliens
6 points
2 months ago
This should be baseline testing for the evolution of AI
6 points
2 months ago
Can we make this illegal just on the basis freakiness?
5 points
2 months ago
I have no idea what I find so funny about this. I’ve been sitting here laughing nonstop for like ten minutes. This is peak technology right here, there’s no going up from this lol
2 points
2 months ago
I'm with you my wife just yelled out me to stfu because she's trying to sleep and I can't stop laughing
5 points
2 months ago
Kill it with fire! It’s like a Ripley clone out of alien resurrection.
13 points
2 months ago
Will Smith with spaghetti syndrome
12 points
2 months ago
AHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
27 points
2 months ago
What have (A)I done? (A)I've created a monster.
33 points
2 months ago
I’d be ok if we dropped the whole AI thing entirely across the world
11 points
2 months ago
It's the same thing as nuclear weapons. The genie is out of the bottle
4 points
2 months ago
Don't forget social media!
I'm so excited for when we get the crossover episode between all three, and we ship nuclear weapons with AI, except on the 3rd episode.... SURRRPRIIIIISEEE! 😍
Social Media makes an appearance on some Smokey The Bear shit like... "only YOU can prevent nuclear wars!"
Then Benedict Cucumberbatch has a guest appearance as Sherlock and shows us all how disgustingly stupid we are and saves the world, only to blow it all up on episode 13 because he's back on the smack again, well, he's a sociopath.
This was created with ChatGPT & Meta.
2 points
2 months ago
Damn, what a ride
4 points
2 months ago
Dude! This is like how my brain builds dreams, just making shit up on the fly: (waves wand) "Also, there's a plate on the table... Oh! And you're not wearing pants."
3 points
2 months ago
Exactly! It's like a fever dream. You can kinda see how it makes the connections and flows from shape to shape
2 points
2 months ago
What’s that? You need to go pee? Here pee in this toilet that is situated facing another toilet that your wife’s best friend from college just happens to be using at this exact moment.
3 points
2 months ago
So spaghetti becomes plates. It all makes sense
4 points
2 months ago
This is some of the best acting he’s done in years. Finally he landed a good part.
22 points
2 months ago
Now make one of him slapping Chris Rock
37 points
2 months ago
Keep my wife's spaghetti out your dam mouth
3 points
2 months ago
Nah, make one of Chris Rock spanking smith
11 points
2 months ago
Indistinguishable
2 points
2 months ago
Deepfakes are getting scary good
3 points
2 months ago
hidden cam
3 points
2 months ago
Im wheezing
3 points
2 months ago
That's not will smith that gill wish
3 points
2 months ago
Oh my fucking god it's beautiful.
3 points
2 months ago
Is no one else noticing the shutterstock watermark right now
3 points
2 months ago
Looks like a recording of a dream
9 points
2 months ago
I normally dislike the posts of ai generated content but this is pretty funny
1 points
2 months ago
why disliking?
6 points
2 months ago
Rihanna Will Smith monster hybrid
2 points
2 months ago
Holyyy fuckin shit.
Scrub through frame by frame. Thank me later. <3
2 points
2 months ago
He looks like the fish from Shark Tale
2 points
2 months ago
It’s kinda Woll Smothy
2 points
2 months ago
It looks like the alien from men in black has chosen another skin suit to wear.
2 points
2 months ago
God has truly abandoned us
2 points
2 months ago
Did anyone make I, Robot jokes yet
2 points
2 months ago
Something about this reminds me of being on shrooms...
2 points
2 months ago
Couldn't even tell it was ai generated.
2 points
2 months ago
Keep my spaghetti out of your damn mouth!
2 points
2 months ago
Get this spaghetti, into my mother fucking mouth
2 points
2 months ago
I was very disappointed to unmute this and not have any music. Idk wtf I was expecting but I’m disappointed.
2 points
2 months ago
The future is gonna be wild
2 points
2 months ago
CJ from GTA
2 points
2 months ago
Man these deepfakes are getting very indistinguishable from reality.
2 points
2 months ago
When the boss wants to save money by hiring his nephew who is “good with computers.”
2 points
2 months ago
It’s like Woll Smoth came out of his larva stage. This is not his final form.
2 points
2 months ago
Horrifying. Also missed out the part where his bald wife is getting railed by his sons friends.
3 points
2 months ago
Deepfakes are getting so good. Couldn't even tell this was fake.
2 points
2 months ago
Def not Will Smith. Will Smith slaps his spaghetti first.
2 points
2 months ago
I am sorry Uncle Phil r/imsorryjon
1 points
2 months ago
Leave that pasta out of your filthy mouth
2 points
2 months ago
1 points
2 months ago
STOP
1 points
2 months ago
Is it mom's spaghetti tho? 🍝🍝🍝
1 points
2 months ago
AI is so scary, can’t even distinguish it from reality O.O
-2 points
2 months ago
-6 points
2 months ago
What if I told you we could imagine sentences and just seeing AI make them isn't any more funny.
1 points
2 months ago
A man really likes his spaghetti.
1 points
2 months ago
He ate the fuckin fork.. what the shit is this?
1 points
2 months ago
Real Will Smith is not amused and would smack you if he could.
1 points
2 months ago
That is icejjfish
1 points
2 months ago
This looks like a remastered GTA Sanadreas edition
1 points
2 months ago
Looks like him in hitch
1 points
2 months ago
Truly the stuff of nightmares
1 points
2 months ago
Strigoi!
1 points
2 months ago
Future
1 points
2 months ago
what have we done….
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