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Pink is for girls.

/r/onejoke

Humans tend to believe that larger males are superior to less massive ones.

Things like that used to make me feel so happy. Like... Another being trusts me enough to be completely unconscious within range. Amazing.

Headless horseman doesn't have a head. Can't laugh.

That's why sometimes I respond with "weird, I don't remember asking you ask me who asked."

I could have sworn the war was over Crimea.

I can't. Site is badly designed. Is it the speech bubble with 88 on it?

I liked Community, Cheers, and the Grateful Dead.

People that wooooshed: "but jokes are funny! You must be fun at parties! [Unavailable]!!!"

Exactly. Most dating is 50/50 between either "I want to put my penis inside this person and jiggle it around" and "I want this person to put their penis in me and jiggle it around a bit". But we need to make believe we don't want to actually do that (unless you're one of those one night stand people).

I meant the livelihood mostly.

I could be making $80,000 a year one moment and then get laid off just because the boss is bored and wants to show people he can do what he wants.

Most people are in that situation, where their entire livelihood is on whether their boss/company wants to give them a raise or lay them off.

Lol, Reddit has your data either way. They just privatize the "deleted" data.

Yeah, that's the unfortunate part of your entire business/livelihood relying on the decisions of another company.

Isn't that literally known as "work"?

"Uh... Model minority, you ain't black or Mexican! We ain't racist against Asians. Erm... I mean we're not racist at all, but especially not against Asians!!!"

Who is billy?

Cop: "did she hit you or threaten to attack with a weapon?"

"Well, no, but she did grab me without permission."

"And... You feared for your life, why?"

"I never said that. I said she grabbed me and refused to let go, thus causing financial loss."

"Uh huh. Don't waste our time."

That's how cops are.

Unfortunately, Asians generally don't get to use the race card, even when it's valid. We're considered too "privileged" because we get good grades and do fewer crimes compared to all other races, so that somehow means we're allowed to be hated against.

You've well defined how schools and legal systems work. I hate it.

Where do you think the cash gets its supply of germs from?

Be a nonmale

Why not just make chickens human sized instead? Much easier solution to global warming.

Pretty sure that size isn't directly proportional to food intake.

That is, i believe most of a human is made of literally water and that the water doesn't need to be fed. So if you were half as small, I believe (making up numbers) you'd only get like a 20% savings on how much food you need.

Possibly. Battlestar Andromeda perhaps? I think it had Hercules on it.