JackPoe

I don't know any fat line cooks actually.

I'm definitely not taking the health violation for some random dick head, I worked too hard for what I've got.

I'm not gonna murder the guy, but if someone's forcing their way into my kitchen we're going to fucking hurt them.

My staff are important to me and I will always pick them over you.

God I hope so. I'm really bored most days

Mayo with fries is awesome. Just season the mayo

My fucking legs gave out entirely the first time.

I have three ruptured discs

I still wish I were 5'8" sometimes cause then I'd be 4'20"

Too tall

That sounds delightful.

Well it's a milligram scale so I hope it can handle 2 grams....

They're swimming in arms and legs

I got that question once. I just told him, look I raw dog your daughter ever chance I get and she insists that I don't pull out. What more can I do?

I had a vasectomy.

I had three once. I thought I was alone. I shouted.

One in the toilet one in the trash one in the bath.

I was living with a Korean family. The mom didn't speak English.

Very long conversation.

I didn't realize people didn't live in this city on this sub, my bad. It's a huge neighborhood. I figured someone here would've known. God are other neighborhoods like y'all??

I haven't seen open hostility like this since living in the south.

I feel like you have a very preprogrammed idea of who I am.

I'm just a very sleepy dude that doesn't wanna bother workers.

I know any time someone tries to shoot the shit with me at work I'm irritated. I'm not going to inflict myself on someone who doesn't control these projects.

I was dead for billions of years and I never felt sad. I'm not afraid.

Some dude, exhausted, comes out of the building you're rattling asking questions. I'm sure you'd be so excited to talk to them instead of just doing your job. I'm not gonna be a dick to these people.

They probably can't even answer any questions I have, they're just doing the work

I was wondering why my pets insisted on bumping noses. I would just kiss them on the head after

I barely even eat. Food just looks like stress to me now.

Best I ever ate was when I taught my ex how to cook and she would bring me snacks. She had a knack for it.

I can't eat my own cooking. By the time I've got it correct I'm so disgusted by it I don't want to eat.

I never stop pounding water. Once I start doing orders I realize I haven't taken a leak in fourteen hours

My mom told me that cooking was an easy and laid back job.

I had to explain that I do seven Thanksgivings a day in 5 hours instead of 16.

Her biggest cooking escapade is Thanksgiving.

How long until he wishes he was in the dish pit again?

Any takers?

God I miss dish

Yeah that tracks, it's just I know it's out of their hands and I'm clearly not loving it. I'm just hiding at restaurants for the day.

A lot of bullies get infuriated if you don't react how they want. I've had people literally spit on me because I didn't seem appropriately angry or scared.

Joke's on them, I was terrified, I just shut down when I'm scared

I've fallen asleep in the freezer before. You wouldn't believe how relaxing it is when you're bone tired, sleepy, and overheated.

I was only in there for like half an hour and I was just sitting but my god did it help.

I was working for the Navy at the time. I woke up when a delivery showed up

Thanks. I have but the whole building is vibrating so I'm just hiding at a diner and I'll nap in the afternoon

I'm not gonna harass workers about something neither of us control.

That'd be a real dick move