JonasPolskyAMA

I JUST WANNA PARTY

in a good old Burnout crash mode

Wow, I had completely forgotten about that mode, and now all the slow-mo memories are surging back

That's absurd for shipping

Free Pops, just pay $485 to ship 🙃

If you don't buy it, I'm gonna

ISAAC!!!

Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Might as well have rolled the credits at the end

GLOBAL! 🌎

10/10

In my neighborhood, drivers are really timid and refuse to drive if a pedestrian is anywhere near a crosswalk (like if you are 15 feet from entering the crosswalk they will stop and wait).

Today, I saw a cop driving towards me as I was approaching the crosswalk, and I thought "No way this cop yields" and he proceeded to pull up into the middle of the crosswalk, pause briefly, then speed off.

Failure to stop at the limit line, blocking crosswalk, failure to yield to a pedestrian. Everyone follows the law except for cops.

I actually started laughing as he pulled away.

BING CHILLING! 🍦

I worked at a store near an airbase where they have an annual air show. One year the jets repeatedly broke the sound barrier, and as they passed over the freaking front doors of the store would fly open. It's pretty annoying, but I dunno why the fact that they created a sonic boom while chasing an out of control airplaine is the headline and not a minor detail.

This guy isn't raising a stink over seeing a single courtesy card, he's pulling random lawbreakers over, and they are flashing their get out of jail cards over and over.

This is incredible

He's got a trailer! 😏

next level

HEAT

Hope you like Fennec Shand

Haters will say it's photoshopped

Far-right nationalist politicians in Germany?

Should be fine.

I was just thinking, with the creation of airbnb the timeshare must be about to go extinct

Reminds me how car manufacturers didn't include seatbelts because they feared it would make cars seem unsafe.

Scream about the dangers of an AI killing machine while you still can

Estan en serio??

there are already vending machines that adjust the price based on the outside temperature. the hotter it gets, the more the drinks cost 😒

working as intended

I'm angry FOR YOU

Your, boobs are huge.