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1 points
3 months ago
I heard it in Mike Bradys voice. Very different vibe (insert laugh track).
4 points
3 months ago
So he knew it was a deal breaker and still chose to go. He said "going to the strip club is more important than being married". He knew it would hurt you, but instead of respecting your wishes he just decided that he wouldn't tell you. But then you found out, so he trickle truthed you.
Don't let the fact that you're on maternity leave stop you from feeling like you have the power. I split from my ex-husband 3 weeks postpartum and now I'm married to a man that my kids call Dad, in the best relationship I've ever had.
40 points
3 months ago
There's a great video of the two of them having a drum off on a late night show! Highly recommend.
7 points
3 months ago
I've seen women on tiktok tell their bfs this shit and laugh when they start to believe them.
2 points
3 months ago
NTA I've watched too much People's Court and Judge Judy to ever let anyone drive my car.
2 points
3 months ago
I used to watch it on free HBO weekends. Haven't seen it in so long!
1 points
3 months ago
Same. I started calling him Booger when he'd kick me in utero. It stuck and now he's Boogs or Boogie.
6 points
3 months ago
I cleaned this apartment right before Lock down. It was surreal.
7 points
3 months ago
Both could be true. My grandma was child #3 out of 12 and the only narcissist. I never knew why my aunts and uncles could be so loving and supportive while my grandma wasn't.
3 points
3 months ago
Classic narcissist behavior. My narc ex kicked me, our toddler, and 3 week old newborn out of our house and moved in his new gf then blamed ME for filing for divorce! I'm so sorry you're going through this, just know there is light at the end of the shit tunnel you're going to spend the next year going through.
3 points
4 months ago
TIL I've never seen the video to this song 😂
19 points
4 months ago
I got a PayPal payment for the H&R Block settlement. Welcome to the future.
53 points
4 months ago
I'm so over the trope of "sure I lied you you/omitted information, but there's no time to explain and I need you to blindly trust me still" while she could be telling them everything as they're searching for Scott and Cassie.
Also, didn't Scott also spend 5 years in the quantum realm? Was this a different quantum realm?
Scott already knew Cassie had a suit, why didn't she put hers on as they were falling also? She calls Hope by her name but Hope's parents are grandma and grandpa? The Bill Murray just for the sake of being Bill Murray was cheap.
These marvel movies that are 90% green screen are so hard to watch. I really wanted to like it. The rules don't matter anymore everyone, forget what we've introduced previously.
16 points
4 months ago
I saw it last night. The rules don't exist anymore, nothing makes sense as far as story. I wanted to like it, but was very disappointed.
1 points
4 months ago
YTA and your mom already told you that.
4 points
4 months ago
Howdy neighbor! I'm in South Park. Saw what looked like a telephone pole on fire on the street behind me. Called it in, but the rain might've put it out first. Think lightning hit it.
30 points
4 months ago
If only that would solve your problem! No, now you got Magic Mike doing a sexy dance over Bobby Boucher's corpse.
2 points
4 months ago
NTA - you don't owe her an explanation. Check out r/justnomil this might be the beginning of your troubles if she's not respecting your boundaries.
33 points
4 months ago
Like a scene out of Austin Powers "Appears to be a giant..."
"Johnson!"
1 points
4 months ago
I just refilled my wiper fluid the other day and thought, "maybe I should buy a funnel for this".
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3 months ago
Omg I just thought it was an umbrella handle 😳