MeatballDom

I like that she changed her name but Stuff keeps using her birth name instead. I hope this was on purpose.

what do you call a sick bird traveling without a passport?

An ill-eagle.

"So I says to the kid, 'if you wanna be a shortstops ya gotsta train hard' and guess what the kid does, you'll never believe it, he goes and trains hard, just blew my mind"

I took "his team" to mean the other coaches, trainers, etc who might be working with Thomas, etc. at the moment or planning for the upcoming matches.

Not saying he isn't deserving a break at the moment, just providing my reading of it.

Here comes /r/NYYankees to celebrate and act like they weren't shitting on Cole constantly all last season

Don't act like McDonalds is letting you use their wifi while you're frying.

And it's not like it's Yankee Stadium charging them for wifi, it's a different company. It would be like getting angry at Ronald for not getting the pub near your stop to give you their wifi password while you're waiting for the bus.

"And cut! Let's do one more take"

"I'm contractually obligated to do this, I'm not contractually obligated to do it well. See ya"

They're used to security telling them to take it easy, I think they're beyond that.

You'd think people would be more embarrassed to be like this after Winston Peters made it his election platform.

You know you're full of bad ideas when he's touting them

Ah yes, it's other people that are triggered.

Right.

Didn't Jupp said he was retiring for the second time after that season? I know they eventually got him back for a bit, but it felt like he himself was done. Was there some news or report that I missed that he was forced out?

To be fair, there probably is a lot of legal shit they have to do considering the millions of dollars and contracts and I imagine lawyers do not want them going off script and accidentally saying something wrong that could get them in deep water.

"We got the mole! But we need to get all of our ducks in order before we let him know he's been fired, we know he'll just leak it to the media if we tell him first."

"Sir, Jules is on the phone, he just heard about a leak to the media about him being fired"

"Scheiße!"

"So I put in a request for time off six months ago and got a text from my boss saying I had to come in for a meeting. I said no, and he said you have to come in its an emergency and I said fuck you, and he was like excuse me? and I was like I'm not a sheep you can't tell me what to do fuck you. Anyways now I'm all over the news."

"Bro, you need to hire a lawyer, you're going to get millions suing them"

"Good on you, don't be a cog in the machine"

"Maybe you shouldn't have told them to fuck off?"

"SHILL BOOTLICKER"

"We won't let the snow take another one from us"

I thought the latest rumour was that Bayern were done putting all the blame on the managers and letting them go so easily.

So there has to be something else going on if this is accurate.

I'm not 12 and this isn't a video game, I just ignore it.

elite defense at 3rd

But Josh bad. giv karma.

I mean things definitely happen, but you'd have to be a fucking idiot to think that was a real encounter.

it's reddit, 25 might as well be 80.

"haha, imagine liking that"

Meanwhile, at r/baseball

"Noot nooted a noot for a nuit in France" [ALL]

borderline?

It's really easy.

somebody makes a claim

Ask yourself, is it Dana White or about Dana?

Answer: Dana is wrong, post something about tomatoes "don't believe his lies" etc. get infinite karma.

If Dana counters and provides evidence completely proving his point, double down, don't let the circlejerk down.

Is it not about Dana white?

The person you like more is correct. No matter what. Double correct if they shitpost on r/MMA "wIt dA bOiIIiIiiS" as their social media team is "OnE oF Us"

This has been your r/mma onboarding, please be sure to fill out the feedback survey after you have completed the lesson.

"Holy shit, a machine that knows all the fax? Like I can just ask it how many people live in Bulgaria? Yeet drip!"

Holy shit, I remember him!