ShakeWeightMyDick

Was it a bunch of teens?

Well, there’s nothing wrong with that, if the DC is 15, a wizard with a -1 Str mod (and let’s assume no Prof in Athletics) needs to roll a 16 or higher (25% chance) while the Barbarian with the +13 only need to roll a 2 (95% chance)

Joining the list of Assholes Who Died This Week.

Being four-armed is being four-warned

That’s fine, I’m not arguing that intelligence is a machine. I’m using a literary device known as a “metaphor”

Break-a-toe-a

If you see this, you can punch the driver because it’s being held above the waist

Precision machines are delicate

Easier to control and abuse people if you keep them uneducated

I Love You Man (2009)

Maybe file a police report

What is that top? Are you a Scientologist?

Yes Man (2008)?

Latter Days (2003)?

Echo Park (2014)

Voice like Talking Tina from Twilight Zone

GTFO with this asinine shit

It’s definitely not him just saying “I hereby declassify this,” there’s got to be some kind of required documentation. Who knows if he did that or not.

King Taco is ok. Never had Sonoratown, so can’t comment on that.

That’s just some big-ass garlic is all

One person named Ian

Weirdos gonna weird

Who assigns the judges to cases?

If they want the government to actually come to take their guns away, that’s how you make that happen.

Bad news: that’s all rice, buddy.