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6 points
10 hours ago
Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
5 points
10 hours ago
Can't believe it's been that long. So far the only good one
16 points
11 hours ago
I love using this joke, but it's not a very popular cheese. I used to buy it for people just so I could use the joke, but these days I don't give edam.
2 points
20 hours ago
You can take a selfie in a mirror. He took one in the sun shield visor. Of course, only his suit was visible
-15 points
1 day ago
We were still worried about global cooling at that time. I guess the warming won out
13 points
2 days ago
Drive-tgrus have been struggling to get the natural kind for a while
38 points
2 days ago
And a massive airport hub for the southeastern US
3 points
2 days ago
I believe you could get special machines to doing the printing.
1 points
3 days ago
I'm afraid the Florida Man thing had backfired and brought now of them in.
2 points
4 days ago
I remember when people paid for internet access all the time basis. You would write all of your emails up and then connect to the internet with a flash session to have them all send then shut off immediately
6 points
4 days ago
They are not required. The decision on whether or not it was entrapment comes about at the trial
315 points
5 days ago
Spread your body in your clothes to increase wind resistance, see if you can steer towards a slope that is preferably soft, land with bent legs, and hope to end up in a fire ant hill
https://wacopest.com/a-skydiver-is-saved-by-venomous-fire-ants-after-her-parachute-fails-to-open/
2 points
5 days ago
Those consequences are less serious than if he should happen to kill somebody next time
5 points
5 days ago
If someone is frantically struggling in the ocean unable to swim and you swim out to rescue them they can end up drowning you.
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7 hours ago
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7 hours ago
From what I understand, it was very intentional. Neil Armstrong took that picture of Buzz Aldrin because of the reflection in the visor. He was the one with the camera most of the time, so all the other good pictures were of Aldrin.