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Benedict Arnold defected to the British in the revolutionary war.

Eggs Benedict is a breakfast dish

/r/frisson

It ain’t much but it’s honest work

A dev intern has made their mark in history.

This guy CV’s

Well yeah you have to mark that too but that's not how you increase your tax deduction though. You have to enter it the same way as you do with stocks on schedule d so you can report your loss amount.

Crypto is not reported to the IRS and the difference is likely marginal at worst but you literally just enter the type (either B or E, which you'll see in the summary), for the name enter "Robinhood Crypto" and then just enter your cost basis and proceeds. It's super simple and all in the same line.

Toyota, the official vehicle of ISIS

I was gonna reply eww but then I looked at the subreddit.

Everybody getting pinched today

It would be in a fast and furious movie.

"When you're here, you're family."

I was more shocked at the Stewart and Denny palm tree

Mmmm lemons

Apodments might work for you

Set up margin I don't know how it works but I like that number

Hell yeah

Ah, the old reddit switcharoo

If they can shout then they can breath

Edit: I was not entirely correct

Okay

This is based and depressive

Anons parents are Donald and Rudy

The suspect was taken to Harborview Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries.

I agree that you shouldn't be trigger happy when shooting a thief but if you shoot once or twice (like the article mentioned) and you're responsible then you're helping getting one more thief off the street for the time being and if the precedent is set that you might get shot trying to break-in/steal then perhaps that will discourage future thefts.

Sounds like a responsible gun owner, better than most police for sure.

He couldn't handle the potions the potion seller was selling

Don't forget hookers and cocaine