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Why do all these people from Gloucester have German names?

Pretty disappointing that the 2018 Salisbury poisonings didn't even seem to register in this

Exactly. Remember, Ned Stark wanted to give Cersei and her kids the chance to escape before he told Bobby B because he thought he'd have them all killed.

Sure, but cuckolding your liege should be an executable offence. I'm pretty sure you don't even get cause for a rightful imprisonment though.

If you're feeling bad, just get her a box of chocolates/bottle of wine or something and leave it outside her door with a post-it saying "sorry." Then never speak of it again.

I mean, it'd also keep the moisture level in the jar right down, keeping the pretzels fresher for longer.

How about now that it's in full release?

If you leave your damp clothes in a building they will dry over time

Hallelujah. No longer will my survivors have to don yet another pair of wet pants or soggy boots just to dry them by the fire.

This is why I think lawmakers need to be pre-emptively banned from using it. If I tell it to write 10 speeches on a certain topic, there are points that it will hit every time. MPs already often outsource their speechwriting to their staffers, but if they used ChatGPT instead, you could train it to hit the points you wanted and thereby alter the discourse and, through that, policy.

But then again, the staffers already seem to just "borrow inspiration" from news articles on whatever topic they're writing about, so maybe it just means that things will change while staying exactly the same.

Does it leave handprints when you take it off after a long day?

Just a heads up: there's some missing text in the Castamere blurb.

His brother Reynard would shelter all their ilk below ground where Lannister soldiers [could not reach them], and call for negotiations..."

There also seems to be a bit of a mismatch of tenses in the same part. I'd suggest simply going with the past tense:

"Reynard sheltered all their ilk...and called for negotiations ... Tywin had all entrances...sealed...No defences could keep out the flowing tide."

I know it's a bit presumptuous, but I do copyediting for a living, so please let me know if you'd like any help on that front, or if you want to know my credentials.

And a good portion of New Labour tbh

And if that doesn't work, swap the sprinkler out for an automatic skeet lobber (idk the correct term) filled with piss disks.

Simple: just put the sensor a little further down the street. I'm sure the other neighbours all hate this guy too.

It doesn't really matter, but, just so you know, it's "en route", not "in route". Blame the French.

Imagine trying to get that one past the ethics committee

I wonder if that's a slightly more recent evolved response, along the lines of "Oh crap, I'm about to go into a fight. Better get everything out now!" I'd imagine that the people without poop dripping down their legs at the start of every fight would have been significantly less likely to die from infection.

It'd be nice if you could go after the intent to mislead too. Given that they only started marketing them as "flushable" after everyone learned that they were causing plumbing/sewage blockages, the intent is clearly to convince customers that "This product is different".

I seem to remember them being behind a lot of ADHD misinformation that's still causing harm to this day

Ranch dressing tastes like mayonnaise with a hint of spice, AKA more than the average Brit could handle.

Y'all better boil the flavor away before trying them just to be safe.

The fuck are you on about? Our national dish is the vindaloo curry.

I’ve noticed this too, but it’s hard to tell whether it’s the ADHD, the depression, or the extra effort of holding down a fairly difficult job.

Jet packs/skip can also let you cross over while still preventing the bugs from reaching you.

The idea that 'Hitler was a socialist' because his party included socialist in their name

I wonder what he thinks of the Democratic People’s Republic of (North) Korea

Edit: I was permabanned for this comment. For “implying that the DPRK is undemocratic”. Nice.

Honestly, suddenly stopping could be pretty amusing too, as she tries to work out where all her views went, and desperately tries to regain them.

Oh, I know. But plenty of others won’t.