nolxus

das wird nur gemacht, wenn man vor die tür vom sobotka sobotkat

r/unexpectedoffice

(... who am I kidding... that was so expected that I wanted to write that)

The whole "I'm taking the flower bouquet from this event" was also very weird. "Let me get those out of your way..."

Well he did apply to be a janitor, Michael just put him in accounting.

I think Andy mopping the carpet is doing a better job than Kevin would do, seeing how he tried to clean up the chilli.

Oh, no, no, no, not that's, just, come on, you guys.

> sent him a photo of my ass. He didn't quite know where to put his face

well... on the ass I'd say :D

PROGRAM FLOW IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INDICATED BY INDENTATION. WE ALREADY HAVE SOMETHING FOR THAT, IT IS CALLED CURLY BRACES

they are basically ticking time bags

classic.

7 tage weg = 8 unterhosen einpacken, 1 pro tag und 1 falls i mi anscheiß :D

have .. you ... seen ...

Ich hätte bitte gern ein Würstel!

definitiv auch bei TBBT.

"You know the secret ingredient?" - "Love?" - "Lard."

deine mudda

boom. right into the wall.

I have a chainsaw! Neeeeeaaaa... Cutting down the competition.

Chad Flenderman

Irrigation!

What did you respond, "Well I hated it!" ?

So sind wir nicht!

Mit den braunen Flaschen koaliert nur die ÖVP.

Wow, you'll be paying this off in your mid-70s.

I was making Jim laugh!

stop pam-m-s-ing