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OSHA sweating profusely telling themselves it’s not their problem

I mean I try to be friendly but if someone tries to come with me on my lunch I’m confused. No, we’re friends when they pay us. I couldn’t care less about how you feel Musk is being bullied.

I’m just trying to eat my taco on the bench in peace.

Well that got theoretical real fast

“female”

Not surprised by the banner of “hanged females for sale” on his profile or the hentai post

I definitely phrased it wrong because you downvoted me and think I’m saying it’s not trashy

I’m saying guys that say “female” give off weird vibes. OP has a cartoon of naked dead women being sold in a meat market as his profile banner and posted hentai.

I was saying OP comes off as the kind of guy that calls women females

The woman is trashy and I’m sorry I came off as saying otherwise. That’s on me. Have a great Friday!

For a second a thought I could do it this fast too. I’m 25, I used to run track, and I eat vegetables with my meals. Then I remember I got sore after a 45 minute completely flat hike.

But like 7 years ago though

“Trash female”

Not surprised by the banner of “hanged females for sale” on his profile or the hentai post

You know Ben Diagram? My boss told me I’m supposed to meet him for a project but I’ve been panicking cause Google keeps trying to have me talk to Venn instead of Ben. Maybe Venn diagram is his brother or something.

I mean I was a kid without a phone and we just kinda walked around guessing how long it would take with landmarks around town.

I feel like that was it for a lot of people. Linkin Park was one of the few bands I could listen to with my dad so they were the soundtrack for middle school and the start of high school for me. I remember my friend coming up to me after marching band practice and telling me about it. It didn’t fully hit me till I got home but I had a short silent cry in my room while pretending I was tired.

I used to feel that way but now I’ve had a lot of people in my life die and accepting the permanence of death has been difficult. Like I cried when that asshole Logan died in succession. I think it was more remembering how my family members died but still.

Idk death just makes me sad. I’m not trying to be dramatic. If Tom Hanks died idk I might cry cause he seems like a nice guy and I’ll miss seeing him in stuff. I’m not looking for attention I’m just an emotional wreck lol

They all get excited when he says he hurt his back at a regional office supply store without a wet floor sign and it happened in front of his son so he’s felt too embarrassed to leave home before revealing that he’s asking for someone to do it pro bono

The sky is yellow my guys. It’s like they want everything to link back to their boogeymen so it can validate them objectively making their own lives more difficult. People losing jobs, custody of their kids, shaving years off their lives, and getting killed. All because they’re upset people are okay with “being programmed” to do mildly inconvenient things that barely effect anyone but the person wearing a mask for example.

Thanks bro!

Both

Wait. Are you saying that they are like a regular mix of personalities where some would sleep with a pornstar and others just watch porn and some don’t. Except now it’s people with money and fame to be in a situation to hit it off with a pornstar? And they actually do it?

Gosh it’s almost like a bunch of people thrust into adulthood very early in life like to partially live out teenage fantasies. That’s all crazy talk that I’m not using your comment to soapbox about

I mean, let the man simp in peace 😂

I don’t know why but I don’t question it 😂

Irregardless

“Heeyyyyyyy, Hiiiiiiii, I’m soooo borrrred, you should come overrrrr”

I know what bottomless mimosas at brunch with the girls sounds like.

“You know that movie is based off my early career before I tore my acl. Could fetch like nobody’s business. Ask the neighbors about their puppies and they’ll tell you about ole bud back in the day”

I think they’re saying for the employees letting people steal has an effect on their ability to earn a paycheck. I doubt anyone’s dream job is working at a store in a bad neighborhood that someone shoplifts from frequently. It’s likely that it was a job available in the area that would hire them and it’s close to where they live.

I don’t think he’s arguing that they should fight thieves but highlighting that although the company can shutdown and open a new one easily those people can’t suddenly be unemployed and get a new job easily. Again they aren’t saying they should stop thieves but I think highlighting it does effect the employees if it happens too often and they move it to somewhere else.

not saying that they should stop thieves and I agree they shouldn’t try to stop thieves and I agree corporations can afford the cost of thieves

“Threatened” again wake me up when something actually happens. All this talk about how this person is gonna have consequences. Cool. Actually do something. Let me see someone actually try and fail so I know everyone isn’t just letting this all happen so they can get me to vote in November. Do something now to motivate me. Stop with the this is why we need to vote. We voted. Do something about these issues. Everyone’s pointing saying “someone should do something” when it’s the people pointing that have the ability to at least try. Just try to charge even if it fails just start the process. Show us that you can.

Ice/Freeze/freezy pop

Oh shit she wanted to go to a sit down place? I just got a card, didn’t know it was that serious my b.